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Biden The Demigod

Posted by Tim Kaelin on

Not since Jesus walked the earth has one person promised more escape from all human vicissitudes than our current Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden.  There was one section in his mendacious acceptance speech that deserves special notation when considering this man’s self-image as our god-like savior.  He said: As president, I will make you this promise: I will protect America. I will defend us from every attack. Seen. And unseen. Always. Without exception. Every time. Ponder that promise for a moment.  Re-read it a few times.  That could have been Christ’s words – with the obvious exception of the “As President” reference. ...

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COVID Tests Are Wrong - A Lot

Posted by Tim Kaelin on

You can't make this stuff up. Citizens of the United States have experienced a complete upset of our way of life, our economy, and even our values -- from what is clearly now much more than an ordinary pandemic (a disease spread between multiple countries): it's a PLANDEMIC of epic proportions. Protect Western Culture - Ultra Cotton T-Shirt Only $19.99 Buy Yours Here We know that Bill "King Vaccine" Gates and other New World Order leaders met six weeks before the first reports of a new, severe bronchial infection leaked out of Wuhan, China. The elites convened to role-play at...

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Kim Jong-un Seizes North Korean Dogs For Food

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In news that is truly shocking to Western readers, the Chinese Communist leader of North Korea has issued an order forcing citizens to surrender their pet dogs in an attempt to ease a national food shortage. The mere idea of eating Fido is repugnant to most Americans but the idea of taking anyone's beloved family pooch away by official decree is an unpopular position around the globe. Nonetheless, the South Korean media outlet Chosun Ilbo reported that North Korea's Kim called dog owners "decadent" and said that owning a dog was the consequence of "a 'tainted' trend by bourgeois ideology."...

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Is Something Sinister Going On in Antarctica?

Posted by Tim Kaelin on

Antarctica has always been shrouded in mysteries. The icy continent has allegedly been the home to Nazi’s, CIA weather experiments, and various UFO crashes, and/or alien bases. Recently, however, a new mystery involving the virtually uninhabited, ice-covered landmass has been making its way through the internet. An “ice ship” has apparently been “discovered” among the icy wastelands. Only $19.99 A video featuring the ice ship has been uploaded to YouTube by a user named 'MrMBB333'. In the video, taken roughly 100 miles off the coast of Antarctica, a giant chunk of ice can be seen protruding above the white landscape....

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Bill Clinton Engaged in an Underage Orgy with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell

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In breaking news, the sordid Jeffrey Epstein case took an even more troubling turn as evidence has come to light that former U.S. President Bill Clinton was a close personal friend of the presumably-deceased billionaire pedophile. (Presumably, since some conspiracy theorists believe Epstein was smuggled out before a body double "committed suicide" in his unpatrolled jail cell.) Only $15.99 For readers unfamiliar with the details, the rich and powerful Epstein fancied young girls. He and his right-hand gal -and former sexual victim - Ghislaine Maxwell recruited minors from low-income neighborhoods to give high-paying massages. What the naive girls weren't told...

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